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We need Soldiers not prostitutes
If we’re all fucked, Why’s it my problem? If it’s just me, who cares?
Persecute those strong enough to challenge giants and pure enough to love innocents.
OOOPS, I mean Terrorists and Paedophiles!
If anger wasn’t the answer to everything then I’d have other faculties!
Black white Jew Buddhist Girl Boy
Homo Homo Homo
WE ARE NOT A PEOPLE
WE ARE A POWER
黑人
白种人
佛教
穆斯林
男性
女性
同性恋
没有共同的起源。
一个共同的命运。
Planet Earth and all its problems are only there for my…. BMI
No Heteros
No yi-lings
No Ho’s
No Dykes
(Everyone else is ok!
No No
No No
Why
No Arguments
No Why
No-one is qualified to advise me - ON MODESTY
Fed up with being sold magic when for years we've bought reality
If you don't want it's shit – Don't build it's house!
Life's a trampoline of Pricks
Definition of Dick
The stuff that gets in your way when your smashing up the bar.
We only have a problem with anti-social behaviour when it interferes with mass hysteria
Shit the fright outta me
frighten the beat outta me
Beat the fuck outta me
Fuck the shit outta me
Reverse
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Reverse
Been there – Trolled that
Never be afraid of attracting criminals – Your enemies aren't
I've been calling a spade a spade since I started calling euphemisms lies
After a long moment of sober reflection I've resolved never to drink out of a clean glass again.
The whole world is an echo of your thunder or you live in an echo of it's
I don't believe you and I'm not going to watch [Uptown funk]
Psychics, get naked or fuck off!
Fagistan – When we issue the breeding licences, we won't be giving them to the breeders
It's all DSILF and if you don't like it – SDILF!
Where do you keep your balls again, because I'm looking right up your nostrils.
If girls would admit that half of them were cross-dressing then men could have their half of the wardrobe back.
You don't know me for knowing what its is I think of if
you only want to know me because of what you think of it.
There's a difference between running drugs, talking drugs and smoking drugs.
It's the same with people.
Phase 1 – happy bun Phase 2 - rabbit stew.
Error 001 – Resource Misplaced
<Reversable> Got roofied : Getting Roofied
The Earth’s my cue ball but I’m only one hair on the tip
I’m a Twatapult not a Screwmerang
Head is the product of heart, soul and balls
Did you fink we were thucking?
I like people because they are self-cleaning. I don't identify with them because I'm not.
I get suspicious living on a place where there Meritarchy isn’t a word, but Meritocracy is.
If we could drink in court, we’d never go to jail – We’d just keep confessing!
You’re Theseus and that’s your boat.
The Fagistan Navy: - Equal to our betters, Better to our equals
Monogamy may be only one rung above Non-Entity, but it’s only one rung below Humanity
In an alternate universe, We get married!
Wanna come home and take the piss out of it?
Do you sometimes lie about how much drugs and alcohol you consume?
Do you hide drugs or alcohol around the house?
Do you sometimes drink or take drugs at unsociable hours?
You live with a boring cunt, Move out!
Great insurance investment, built-in self-destruction.
Only 13 ½ days to JSA!
Only 29 ½ days to Universal Credit!
The Beginning:- Man, Get your 6 beer face outta my 4 shot ass.
The Middle:- Dude, Get you 3 beer face outta my 2 shot ass!
The End:- Honey, Get your 9 beer face back in my 3 shot ass!
I’m not an Adult trying to hold on to my Childhood, I’m a Child trying to hold onto my Adulthood.
TEFL Teaching is having friends around the clock but you owe everyone of them money.
The best thing about human immortality is that you can no longer only kill the same person once.
Gay children are people who wonder if they’ll be a Mummy or a Daddy.
Gay’s children are people who know they do!
Life’s a jigsaw. Sooner or later you have to shuffle things around to make a picture or smash everything up so it fits in the box.
Spoofers – I want your life MUCH more than I want mine!
Need more money to take less drugs
I know not everything is about me is perfect, but it doesn’t bear thinking about.
Help, I think there are heterosexuals living in my building!
I’m as scared now as the first day I walked out of a gay bar
If I had I Legal Minimum Wage, I could afford to find out if I’m already Dead!
ALL: Anti lonely League
Your dog votes better than you.
If you’re going to remotely hack, you’re going to remotely die. Please don’t be my Mum!
From now on, whenever anybody tells me that they like me sober, I’m going to tell them, that’s because they are a pussy assed faggot bitch who deserves to die and know with absolute certainty that I’m right.
Everything sounds nice when nobody can fucking hear it!
(Upsideown) What are you looking at you cross eyed fuck?
Never wish you had a friend.
Isn’t it time you had a new
I am one fully stroked little pussy!
Label: Slanderland.
Is (my)[TITLE (NAME)/NAME] a/an [ADVERB] [ADVERB] [MODIFIER] (-) [NOUN]?
G time til Teatime!
Isolate me. I’m not leaving. I’ll die on this spot freely breathing.
The Devil shot himself in the head to get ready for me dead.
Self: Do you want to know why you’ve got no friends?
Self: Yes!
Self: A-ha!
Do I look like I'm trying to be perfect?
Yes
DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED TO BE PERFECT?
No-one addicted or everyone
$Heroin = $Tea / 400
If squashed please reprint.
Mammals are vehicles for hairs
Help YouTube eat Google
Stop Finger Theft!
Nothing virtue signals like a smile!
Nations are nonsense
Greed was not good!
My reset is not their reset
Their restart is not my restart
Don’t Knovenber
(Label - Ware to work):
Merch is stock car racing for Pedestrians
A bus is a pedophile for aerosols
Do I look like I need an editor?
If you need a good time – Have one!
My safeword ran off with my password!
Sex is great but 5 or six days in jail is perfect!
STAND STILL IF YOU FEEL SAFE!
Marijuana helps me sleep at night. It's such a comfort knowing what's for breakfast!
Due to the condition of your health, I'm mad today.
I smoke dope because I find it helps me maintain a clear
Overload monkey with wood. - Same as it ever was. Overload wood with monkey. - Same as it ever will be!
Be the resistance you want to join!
America – and so's my wife!
Advertizing is Eurikapitalism, or it's re-capitalism.
Bucephules fucked Toes' corpse!
The cloud is a twat and blockchain is a femidom
Give Karen a fucking break!
Stand still if you feel safe!
You think part of my brain is there to make me behave myself. I think all of it is?
It was imaginable once, but I kept clicking!
Occupy Social Credit
WW3 isn't being fought for people or over people – just on us!
Sprinkle, Light, Giggle, Write
Register to boycott
Fauns are just baby minotaurs
I swear on Aslan's cape
Stop Human Husbandry
Click your heels together 4 times
Law10b: You can take anything you've used back to the shop if it can't roll a spliff.
I can stop anytime You want
They can't put me in my universe, I escape too quickly, and they can't put me in theirs because I'll never get out!
1 Step Program – Pretend you recovered!
Doing less than your best is promoting Heterosexuality in a really perverted way.
I'm infinite both ways. You won't get out of me without going everywhere else.
A theme short of Sesame Street.
Staying around until the bubbles go down.
Cookies, Sarnies, Wigwams, Sexbots.
In no way I approve day.
Just drop me off wherever the petrol runs out.