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Dustin Roma

Founder of Trampware brand Squalidarity (You stole it here first) Roma while homeless, realized that Homelessness was a permanent problem and that as such it required, not charitable effort from outside the community but an immediate solution for the needs of homeless people for each and every situation from within and that these solutions needed to be tailored specifically and uniquely to each problem without the possibility of monetary transference. Trampware is a non profit which shuns the rest of the organizations operating in the sector, uses homeless labor and only pays in goods produced. Dustin, himself, owns an airline and a motor vehicle in almost every major city on Earth but remains homeless. He earned the money for this by leasing his own tech to other parties for stock options and then wrecking each one.

 

Dustin’s evolution begins when he’s fired from his design job at a tobacco firm for proposing a robot to replace warnings on tobacco products. The machine stuffs it’s ass with everybody’s stash and then grows a rolly out of it’s cock, roach first. He suggests, getting robbed, grossed out and then insulted is a much more accurate warning of the dangers of smoking.

 

How Dustin Roma became:

Dustin was the guy who tried to invent Green data. He realised that by building databanks made of insect blood instead of crystals and carbon, we could have positive carbonisation, zero cost, a free medical revolution and a really good laugh, so they got together and gave him a poverty curse. Some people just have it too easy!

 

Trampware EP ??

A nonprofit set up by Dustin Roma. Trampware makes and distributes goods specifically for the homeless using their labor and paying them only in the goods they produce. The company does not affiliate with any other organization, charitable or otherwise. Products include:

 

The Wristband T-Shirt Printer

A device which can process natural language only when it is spoken into a bottle. With no electrical components at all, this device is able to configure a wrist band printer worn on the wrist of the person holding the bottle into a template of the spoken words, choose an appropriate and unique font and background design and can then transfer the message onto the clothing of the speaker. With it a homeless person can walk into a pub or club and personalize people’s clothing in exchange for drinks.

 

The Injectable Laptop

 

The formation of Dustin was a series of homeless accidents. He has a sideline related to this but he hasn’t found a way to work it into the market. - but he should. Specifically what he calls his moving out kit – a portable devise which costs less than the bus fare which cannibalizes a house for the transport power – specifically!

 

While we’re alive we can only live, hear or make Historine. - Something that the super organism can clean it’s teeth with – Dustin

 

Dustin Roma’s Indoor Kit

The indoor suit not only carries and recycles liquid, but cleans and re-tailors cleaning cloths. Nothing is left dishevelled ad nothing is wasted. Gloves are retractile, smoke is captured, odours amended, even heat is appropriately sourced. Proper protection against indoorsy diseases is ensured. Or course, the usual labour saving access over-rides are all included.

 

Ram raid kit: Bubble wrap roller, guillotine, window fitting for previous, conveyor belt, ramp shelving, a truck, a camera, a two way whip-style elastic propulsion tongue, a wheel connector to power it.

 

Dustin First appearance: grabs a syringe out of an alley, attaches shrink wrap and a high pressure pump connector, which he happens to have down his pants, fixes it to a car wash water source and stabs the device into a car. He siphons the petrol into a gas canister and uses it to fill his lighter.

 

The can’t manufacture relief kit.